While it might look like a water bottle, KRU 82’s ($20, www.kru82.com
) Dutch wheat vodka — which comes in a reusable, BPA-free stainless steel bottle that looks like what athletes of the future will rehydrate with — is anything but. The cap contains a utility clip attached to a durable nylon strap, providing both the means to swing refreshment to a friend in need and ensuring quick retrieval come night’s end. The 82-proof contents, which are continuously distilled, maintain the interest of a straight-up purist, yet also blend well with everything from Mountain Dew White Out to cream liqueurs, making the temptation to play roving mixologist nearly impossible to resist. Just don’t mistake it for a water bottle when you’re working out.