1. Not worth a hill of beans
2. All interstate highways with even numbers go east–west. Interstate 46 could not go south.
3. Immersing, simmering
4. His niece
5. 34 cents. (Consonants are worth five cents; vowels are worth three cents.)
6. You can’t judge a book by its cover.
8. Seven (two girls and five boys)
9. 12 (3 x 3 + 3 = 12)
10. I wonder what they’ll call me when I grow up.
Bonus Answer: J.G. Ballard
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