1. “The bar at my club was closed today,” said Tom dispiritedly.
2. But I am none of the above.
3. All the world’s a stage, and all the men and women merely players.
4. Allergy, largely
5. Four (two girls and two boys)
6. We panic in a pew.
8. 49 (with seven in each row)
9. Missed, hissed
Bonus Answer: Edgar Allan Poe
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