1. 65 and 85
2. Blamed, bedlam
3. Ross, Hal, Al, Ed, Hal, Al, Ted, Ed
4. Monday is an awful way to spend one-seventh of your life.
5. Another classified ad said don’t ruin your clothes by dry-cleaning them yourself; let us do it. (Code: B=A, C=B, D=C, E=D, etc.)
Bonus Answer: Alice Roosevelt Longworth