“Well, I went out with him for a while,” she confided. “But when he told me what he did, I said, ‘Eeeeeuw, get away, you creep.’”

Science is still conducting experiments on whether sweat helps long-term relationships. Anecdotal evidence would indicate it doesn’t. But science will decide that.

With the advent of summer and the sweat its heat causes, I figure that women are in a pretty good mood this time of year. Next month, when summer is at its peak and the sun is really bearing down and causing a lot of sweating, they ought to be ecstatic.   
But that’s just a hunch.

Until additional research is conducted, maybe the best course is to always let them see you sweat.

After all, you have nothing to lose but your deodorant.

Well, and maybe your girlfriend.