Suffering writer’s block? Can’t pen another thank-you note? To show your gratitude without saying a word, try these gracious alternatives. — B.H.
Take your gratitude to the golf course. Personalize a dozen Titleist balls with the “teerific” message of your choice, and then watch your words fly straight down the fairway. From $45. www.mortongolfsales.com
Offered by Dean & DeLuca and baked by Eleni’s New York, these colorful, hand-decorated butter cookies adorned with a festive “thank you” will surely get your point across — 18 times, to be exact. $59 for 18 cookies packaged in a signature Dean & DeLuca gift box. www.deananddeluca.com
Let someone who can carry a tune do your thanking for you. Have a Heart Music: Say It in a Song is available to deliver your personal musical merci 24/7 over the phone, or, if you live in the Los Angeles area, in person, as a singing telegram.
Say It in a Big Way
Let the world join you in an indiscreet gesture of thanks by saying it on the JumboTron at your local professional sports venue. At Fenway Park in Boston, all that’s required is a donation to the Red Sox Foundation. (617) 226-6000
Tongue-tied? Say it in Italian by creating a custom wine label that shows your appreciation, and then shop for the wine worthy of wearing it. Chianti, anyone? 50 labels, $40.