For our last night, we stayed in one of Bermuda's distinctive cottage colonies - resorts of freestanding cottages built around a main house with a lobby and restaurant. Horizons & Cottages, the longest continually operated colony, is terraced onto a hillside overlooking the sea and features a wonderful restaurant in the main house, with indoor and outdoor dining. Room rates include the services of a maid who appears in the morning and cooks breakfast in your cottage's private kitchen.
Guests at Horizons & Cottages have privileges at the adjacent members-only Coral Beach & Tennis Club, with its beach, tennis, and dining facilities, and can play Horizons' nine-hole pitch and putt course. But by that time, even I had had enough golf. It was time to just relax.
taking it all in
alone in the atlantic, due east of north carolina, bermuda is the most convenient island escape from anywhere in the northeast u.s., with nonstop flights of well under two hours.
while it remains a crown colony, modern bermuda is decidedly un-british. yes, there are pubs, croquet, afternoon tea, and a few other concessions to the queen, but the vast majority of bermuda's inhabitants are of portuguese descent and have developed their own habits and customs. only bermudan citizens can drive, making it one of the world's only tourist destinations without rental cars; visitors use scooters, ferries, or cabs. business attire consists of pastel-colored bermuda shorts worn with jackets, ties, and knee-high socks.
belmont golf club, (441) 236-6400; greens fees $68-$73