- Jerald Dyson, Homewood, Illinois

WONDER WHAT'S BEHIND DOOR NUMBER 1?
"While in Honduras, I was staying in a remote town with basic amenities. One of the only hotels was an old Spanish Colonial with rooms built around a courtyard and shared bathrooms at one end. The rooms were all exactly the same, with two beds and a desk between them. As it was a new moon, it was pitch black. I had to use the restroom during the night, so I got up quietly, and slowly opened the noisy door. Due to the creaking, I left it open, so I wouldn't disturb my co-worker. I felt my way back from the bathroom in the dark night and as the door was still open, I slid in and slipped under the sheet. Imagine my surprise when I rolled over and clasped my hand on naked female flesh! Realizing what I must have done, I jumped up, ran to the door, and, using my finger, traced a number 3 on the door. I was in room number 2! Fortunately, the young woman in room number 3 found it humorous."
- Art Dykstra, St. Petersburg, Florida

DESTINATION UNKNOWN
"I was traveling nonstop city by city for weeks and was reaching the end of the trip. I went to the ticket counter to check in and the agent asked me for my destination. I said, 'Toronto.' She said, 'No, your destination.' Thinking that perhaps the woman was a little hard of hearing, I repeated louder, 'Toronto. I'm going to Toronto.' She leaned forward, smiled, and said, 'Sir, you're in Toronto.'"
- Jeff Filo, Lisle, Illinois

THAT EXPLAINS THE TEDDY BEAR IN THE BACK SEAT