- Eileen Foltz, Gilbert, Arizona
A SLICE OF HEAVEN
"My wife and I both travel for business, usually to different parts of the country. One week I finished my assignment early and made arrangements to travel to St. Louis, where my wife was on assignment. Upon my arrival, I ordered a pizza and had it delivered to my wife's hotel room, where she was visiting with fellow employees. When my wife opened the pizza box, she found the following message: 'IWALY.' Everyone was puzzled except my wife, who knows that my secret message means, 'I will always love you.' The group insisted my wife call me to thank me for the pizza. Just as she was telling me that she would give me a big hug if I were there, I knocked on the door."
- Roland Weber, Springdale, Arkansas
KING FOR A DAY
"I was once mistaken for royalty when I checked into a London hotel. Upon presenting my passport, I was escorted to a VIP area, where the manager came and personally greeted me as Your Serene Highness. This treatment went on for the entire four days I stayed at the hotel and extended to simple requests being wonderfully upgraded, such as a taxi turning into a chauffeured Bentley."
- Douglas W. Gruehl, Mountain View, California
AT LEAST THEY DIDN'T GNAW YOUR 9-IRON