VERDICT: I want one, but — and this is a big but — not in New York. If I lived in California or some other warm-weather state, I’d find a way to Segway up. It rivals the Smart Fortwo on the fun scale, and though you can’t exactly carry home a huge load of groceries on it, it’s perfect for wandering around. It’s not a car replacement, but it is a wondrous thing in itself.